Donna was walking around limping because her foot is breaking down into blisters.
Me: “What do you think is causing it, baby?”
Her: “The fucking shoes…”
I heard, “The fucking Jews…”
The look I gave her was like I had watched her rip the head off our child…
Me: “So when did you get all Mel Gibson-Anti Semitic?”
Her: [blank stare] “The fucking SHOES, you idiot.”
Me: [blank stare]
Her: [blank stare]
We went our separate ways afterwards, giggling to ourselves…
Watching an episode of Star Trek: TNG from season 4: Redemption, Part 1, Donna remarked about how Worf looked like the guy from the Allstate Insurance commercials.
Her: “Is that him?”
Me: “No. That’s some other dude. But they do have similar facial features and voices.”
Her: [she looks at me REALLY serious] “What’s in YOUR wallet?”
Me: [I visibly blink, confused.] “That’s the slogan for Capital One credit cards you asshole!”
Her: [doubles over in laughter]
I just shake my head.
Me: “You are NOT in good hands…”