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Sarah Palin Needs To Do Porn, AND THAT’S ALL…

So today I am watching MSNBC at work before I clock in, and one of the stories they’re covering is the possibility of Sarah Palin running for president again.

Seriously? Do we honestly have to put up with this again?

I’m not going to say too much about this (as I only have a few minutes before I get to work) but what I will say is that;

1) If Palin wins the election, I will emigrate from the US to either Canada or the UK. I’m not even remotely close to kidding.

2) If you vote for her, you are stupid. I offer no apologies for this. I wouldn’t want a homeless guy to manage my finances, on the same principle, I wouldn’t want a stupid, hypocritical, psychotic maladjusted soccer mom to manage the country I love so much.

3) If you vote for her, you relinquish for all time your right to state that you are sane, rational or even fairly human. A vote for Sarah Palin is a vote for the retarded kid who drools in class and shits on his homework to be class president. Granted the next 4 years would have been interesting, but the reunion would suck balls.

4) I have no desire to be in one of the cities which would be hit by the impending nuclear holocaust that she would start. And yes, she would start.

5) I would LOVE a woman to be president, just not a retarded Jesus-freak.

That being said, I have to head to work. I imagine there will be a few who want to debate this with me. Please spare yourself the plummeting of my respect for you, but in all honesty, if you would consider voting for an idiot like that, chances are I don’t respect you all that much anyway…

Oh well…

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