So, taking two weeks off to come up with a battle plan for my online existence and for the Thanksgiving holiday, I am finally back to posting regularly, and not a moment too soon. Apparently there are a lot of news stories that need to be commented on from the perspective of a bald asshole, and I am happy to oblige.
First of all, let’s get some shit out of the way. Is there such thing as a “Fiscal Cliff”?
No. If you talk about it, except to de-legitimize it, you’re wrong. I can’t be kind about this. The so called “Fiscal Cliff” is a buzzword created to make people scared. Period.
Now that this is taken care of and we’re all on the same page…
So, the biggest thing on MY mind is this Benghazi issue. Specifically, I’m talking about John McCain and his refusal to acknowledge reality, even going so far as to say he’ll do his best to block the nomination of Susan Rice as Secretary of State as a related note. (See end of article for the most recent news regarding that. – Gather.com) He starts bitching about Congress not getting information about the whole affair, missing a meeting given by the intelligence community specifically for that purpose, to complain about it.
McCain, it’s time for you to be put into a home. Seriously. This is the kind of idiot who starts screaming at a bunch of phantom children who kick his dog and shit on his lawn. Such a senile, lying piece of shit doesn’t deserve to be on the world’s stage talking about foreign policy. Seriously, it’s time for him to step down and drink his Ensure. Get Sarah Palin to come down to change your diaper, inter yourself in a retirement community for 60 plus useless people and shut the fuck up.
Then this dumbass has the nerve to chastise a reporter for asking a very relevant question, in effect saying that he didn’t have to justify himself to a member of the press.
Yes you do, Senator McCain. You work for US… As long as my tax dollars fund your Metamucil habit, you will account for every single minute of your day from the moment you wake up to the moment you fall asleep. PERIOD.
What really incites laughter is that his spokesman (Why does a Senator need a spokeman anyway? Shouldn’t HE be the one speaking?) said that he missed that meeting due to a “scheduling conflict”.
Let’s all be honest here. Senator McCain has been lying and trying to pull the wool over the eyes of his constituents for years and maybe, just maybe it is now starting to catch up with him. The Romney campaign was incredibly harsh on the Obama administration regarding the Benghazi attack, which led to the climactic faux pas in the debate where the moderator had to correct Mittens in front of a world wide audience. Now, the Romney campaign is gone (and good fucking riddance) and the GOP is left holding the bag.
Now Gather.com says that McCain was just blowing smoke regarding his plans to block the nomination of Susan Rice for Secretary of State.
McCain, you’re not debating over having chicken or fish at your retirement home. You’re debating about things that rightfully, you should not be voicing your opinion about. You have NEVER been right about anything. Your presidential campaign, your choice for Vice President, Benghazi, Romney, the list of your public fuck ups goes on and on and I’m sure is of sufficient embarrassment to your family.
But for those of you who have this uncanny ability to ignore reality, life continues as normal. Well, not for the rest of us. Eventually, you will have to deal with reality. Hopefully on that day you find your self in the same predicament you engineered for millions of other Americans.
But, as long as FOXNews is employing other reality-deniers, we know this won’t happen. Enjoy what’s left of your relevancy, you neglectful, ignorant, swag-bellied measle.
EDIT: Forgot Gather.com article…